Category: Joke Board
On Saturday morning I got up early. I put on my long johns. I dressed
quietly. I got my lunch made, grabbed the dog and went to the garage to
hook up
the boat to the truck and down the driveway I went.
Coming out of the garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential
downpour.
There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50mph.
Minutes later, I returned to the garage.
I came back into the house and turned the TV to the weather channel. I
find it's going to be bad weather all day long, so I put the boat back in
the
garage, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed.
There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation,
and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out
fishing in this ."
*grin*